Charlize Theron, won’t you be my girl
Your name’s a twister but I’d give it a whirl
I know it sounds a little crazy and all
I’m 5’10” shrinking, you’re probably tall
But that’s no reason to be freezing out the possibility
Of a little cosmic magic between you and me
Charlize, I’m older, I won’t tell you no lie
I’m mostly bald and got these droopy sad eyes
But in this dream I had, well, we were a pair
Of star-crossed lovers with nary a care
And since I’ve learned to trust my dreams, well, what do you say
Would you meet me out for coffee, how about later today
Charlize, honey, let’s cut right to the chase
This ain’t about or your heavenly face
It’s rather all about my struggle to see
The things that I have done to circumvent me
And all this hiding in the shadow of just who I might be
If I open up my heart and what I want gets set free
Charlize, I’ve dampened everything I desire
A cold wet compress on the flames of my fire
Afraid of losing or rejection, it seems, I’ve never walked up to the girl of my dreams
And said, I’d like to dance with you now, if you please
Ah, that devil on my shoulder—She’s way out of your league
That should demon’s right now chirping at me
Silly old dreamer, Hollywood wannabe
But I’m not buying it, no, not in my heart
Cause I’ve been to hell and back and earned this new start
And there ain’t no one gonna tell me I’m a minor-league Joe
So I’m stepping up to this plate and it’s time for you to go
So Charlize Theron, will you be my girl
Your name’s a twister but I’d give it a whirl
I know it sounds a little crazy and all
I’m 5’10” shrinking, you’re probably tall
But that’s no reason to be freezing out the possibility
Of a little cosmic magic between you and me
No reason to be freezing out the possibility
Of a little cosmic magic…’tween you and me